There is a difference between good hygiene and faking it. I am currently trapped in my seat by a woman who thinks bathing with swap meet perfume instead of soap and water is good hygiene; however, she is faking it. Not only are my eyes watering because of the amount of perfume, but I can also smell the underlying funk. She had the nerve to ask if I was ok when I had to wipe my eyes. 

On a side note, she also thinks it okay to put her thoroughly used, but empty, JIB soda cup between my leg and hers. I think she is saving it to use again. Oops, sorry lady. I didn’t mean to move my leg so it fell and rolled away.