Strip that Down Girl

In order not to have to hear everything around me at all times while on the trolley, I bought some noise-cancelling headphones.  Now, I didn't break the bank but they were pretty costly and today I found out they really do cancel out noise.

I'm sitting by myself, listening to music, singing along silently.  I notice a couple people glance at me but, and I should know better by now, I think they are looking at my fly new Warriors jacket. 

A guy moves from another row to come sit by me.  He smiles at me (as best as he can without having most of his teeth).  He starts moving his shoulders and looking me up and down like he is trying to dance with me in the seat.  It was only then that I realized I wasn't quite singing silently to myself.  I was actually singing loud enough that some people could hear.

The biggest problem, however, was what I was singing.  I guess it make him think I was offering - "shake that down girl, I love it when you hit that ground girl."

Needless to say, I took my headphones off to keep myself from singing anything else to the trolley riders and prayed that his stop was sooner rather than later.


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